10 Things Wrong With me

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 00:12:39 +0200

Are you ready?

Brace yourselves coz I’m about to bare my soul on this damn page.

(I'm sure you can all add your own to the list)

1. I'm impatient - I don't like slow drivers for example. Especially if they are women. I will make a mental note of which slow women are on the road driving in front of me and make a log of all the wrong manoeuvres they do. Then I will do all I can to make sure they understand that they are bad drivers like going right up their asses and flashing my lights.
I get frustrated with people who talk too slow or too quietly. Speak clearly boy!

2. I'm the biggest contradiction to myself. Because of this you may have to speculate what kind of mood I’m on at that particular day. One day I'm all religious, quoting from the bible...the next I’m all...well let's just say the opposite of that. One day I’ll be the most positive, optimistic person, the next, I’m negative about everything. Sometimes I’m a right girlie girl wearing pretty lil clothes and other I’m the biggest tom boy climbing trees and playing PS2.
I am very serious yet immature.
I love my home...but pay loads to get away from it.
I'm a realist. I'm an idealist.
I'll be quiet in the corner. I'll be the girl dancing on the table. In the supermarket. And i won't even be drunk.

3. I am extremely intense - this may get on your nerves. Oh well. However, i'm also very passionate. (Please see my other blog link - 01.06.05 to be completed)

4. I'm stubborn. I get that from my parents. I hardly say sorry to my family. Infact I hardly say anything that involves feelings with my family except to my cousins.

5. I always want to get what I want and sulk when I don't. I think this is coz I’m the youngest in my family.

6. I get in a mood if you don't agree with me. However, this only applies to certain subjects like which celebrity is hot and what music sounds good.

7. I'm terribly bossy. See reason for point 5. I was always bossed around as a child by my siblings so I thought it was ok to do it to other kids. This also links to point 1. I don't like it when people are slow so I hurry them up by shouting Nazi commands.

8. My whole world revolves around food. I get extremely annoyed by people who don’t eat and who are picky eaters. Beggars can’t be choosers my blessed one.

9. I can hold a grudge until hell freezes over. And depending on the reason I will bloody make you aware of that fact too.

10. This is for you to complete… (form an orderly queue please)

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